Lost In The Blue Box

rydenarmani:

a rant about the women against feminism hashtag

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Not every love happens at the first sight. x 

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moonblossom:

221cbakerstreet:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

surprisingly well done

If this doesn’t result in an AU where Hawkeye and Star-Lord decide to retire and open a salon together, I don’t know what we’re all doing with our lives.

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trillgamesh:

jk rowling unilaterally writing that not a single member of slytherin house fought in the battle of hogwarts and instead every single one of them hid like cowards is honestly one of the laziest most flaccid writing decisions of our time

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notaloneintheuniverse:

do you think sneaking out is ever a problem at hogwarts? like beyond secret passages to hogsmeade for late-night honeydukes.

imagine there’s this small muggle scottish town not far from hogwarts. just a quick broom hop.

and some especially rambunctious muggleborns start hanging out around there. they sneak out on days no one’s looking for students, quidditch matches and hogsmeade weekends. 

sometimes they go to the little movie theater and the workers are always baffled. this town isn’t exactly a tourist spot, but every so often, a group of kids just show up out of nowhere. there’s a core few, but there’s always at least a couple who watch these movies like they’ve never even heard of the concept of the moving picture before. and they just sit there with their eyes wide and these big smiles. 

and they always go out to eat after, but never to a restaurant, no. they go to the convenience store and wipe out the junk food and candy aisle. and they carry the leftovers like they’re going into hibernation.

sometimes it’s just a couple of them. they sit at the cafe and the waitresses all eavesdrop on them because they say the weirdest things like “it’s so nice to eat without wax dripping on our heads, eh?” or “you look kind of different under electric lighting. i’m not used to it.”

their only friend in town is the guy who works in the music shop. they hardly ever buy anything, but the guy plays the newest music for them whenever they stop in. he fills them in on new albums and singles that just came out. a few girls ask about one tv show. he doesn’t pry, but once one of the teens told him they just “don’t have access to this stuff”

sometimes they just sit in the park all day, drinking soda and eating candy bars, and just read magazines, with more piled around them.

it’s not that they wish they weren’t at hogwarts or that it’s a prison to break out of. sometimes being surrounded by magic can just be too much. they get homesick for a whole other way of life. 

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penguintim:

Joss Whedon and George R. R. Martin walk into a bar. Everybody you love dies,
Then Steven Moffat walks in. Everybody comes back to life without explanation, re-affirms their heterosexuality, flirts with the main character and the feminist movement is set back 50 years

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Fuck You, E.L. James

geronimaj:

I considered the title of this piece for awhile. Too harsh? I wondered. Petty? Immature? Overboard, at the very least?

I really did think about it. The conclusion I came to, with every question I asked myself, was Nah.

I have too much I want to say to this woman – too many arguments, too many statistics, too many instances in which she promotes violence against women, and she wouldn’t listen to a word of it. She has proven, time and time again, that she just doesn’t give a shit, so why waste my breath? “Fuck you” covers everything quite nicely.

It’s not all I have to say, not by a long shot. Considering Ms. James’s attitude towards criticism or reason of any kind, though, I don’t really care if she hears it. She’d probably just block me on Twitter and then mock me with her willfully ignorant fans (wouldn’t be the first time she pulled that one).

So, no, whether or not this ignoramus ever heeds my words, or words of people like me, is not what matters to me. What matters to me are the scores of women who have been and will be adversely affected by all that is Fifty Shades of Grey.

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roobbstark:

I honestly saw this as a way of George telling D&D to fuck themselves

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“And now for an exercise in absurdity: a nurse who refuses to prescribe contraception is suing a family planning clinic because it refused to hire her. It refused to hire her for a very simple reason, which probably seems obvious: It’s a family planning clinic, and she refused to perform family planning services. Rather than take that as a fairly reasonable basis for rejection, and conclude that perhaps she would be happier and of more use in a different context (a crisis pregnancy center, perhaps), the nurse decided to sue the clinic, claiming that it discriminated against her on the basis of her religion.”

Gender & Sexuality Law Blog » Blog Archive » When Reality Becomes Satire: Anti-Contraception Nurse Sues Family Planning Clinic For Not Hiring Her (via feministlibrarian)

Her: Pay me to do this job.

Them: Will you actually do the job?

Her: No.

Them:…

Her:…

Them:…

Her:…

Them: No.

Her: HOW DARE YOU! Discrimination! Do you know how hard it is to be a white christian in America these days? Well, I’m not sitting at the back of the bus anymore! I’m going to SUE you!

Them: The fuck?!

Everyone else: No really, the actual fuck?

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cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

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