Lost In The Blue Box

alcarohtareseere:

gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

… Sorry to ask, but are you engaged to Charlie Weasley?

That’s my Charlie Weasley headcanon now, that he has a bisexual fiancée with a gay brother.

alcarohtareseere:

petrichorlore:

tenyeardrunks:

       

count yourself honoured if a slytherin decides that you are theirs. they will kill for you. they won’t die for you, because where would be the use in that, but they will do everything else.

Hum, guys? Sorry to intrude on the Slytherin party, but… I am pretty sure Slytherins do die for their own. Narcissa would die for Draco without a second thought. Regulus sort of died for Kreacher. And, in a depressing note, Bellatrix died for Voldemort.

True. As I reblogged it last night I didn’t really think much about this point, but it is true. =)

(Source: draconiforss)

asgardiancherrypudding:

kkaroushi:

zohbugg:

mydrunkkitchen:

tyleroakley:

"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"

I love this? 

I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT AMERICAN ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE.

Is this what American English sounds like to non native speakers???

^^ YES.

and is it really how Portuguese sounds to you people? ‘cause to me it sounds like anything BUT :p

I really don’t think that is what Portuguese sounds to people who don’t speak it… It sounds more like some Italian dialect instead.

But most other languages are very accurate. I actually thought she was speaking English in both US and UK accents and got confused because I couldn’t understand it.

(Source: tyleroakley)

asgardiancherrypudding:

pokemonpika77:

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

I love it when Homer has these rare, random and unexpected moments of absolute clarity and intelligence.

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus, via drikadas)

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because my mother started slut-shaming me when I was 10, before entering puberty or knowing how sex feels. She repeatedly called me a whore/slut/hooker and forced me to show her my genitalia to see if I still had a hymen.
I need feminism because while I write this I am afraid people would blame me.

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because my mother started slut-shaming me when I was 10, before entering puberty or knowing how sex feels. She repeatedly called me a whore/slut/hooker and forced me to show her my genitalia to see if I still had a hymen.

I need feminism because while I write this I am afraid people would blame me.

thestraggletag:

egobus:

I want a movie about greek gods where hades isn’t the antagonist

By all accounts the antagonist in every Greek Gods movie should be Zeus’s dick. Nothing else causes as much murder and mayhem.

(via mydearholmes)